Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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