why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I supernannyed him into submission
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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