I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum