So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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