Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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