Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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