We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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