Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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