I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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