why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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