In America we eat man semen.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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