Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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