I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Found the puke drawer
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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