Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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