So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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