I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
where are my eyebrows?
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