i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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