yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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