You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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