I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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