You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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