Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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