Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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