Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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