Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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