Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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