I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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