Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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