It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Randomize
