Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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