do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
