...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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