Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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