HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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