why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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