You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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