No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I am one with the molecules
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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