He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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