but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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