Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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