I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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