What did we do last night that was yellow?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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