He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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