Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
