That's when you crack a 10am beer
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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