he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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