Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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