i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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