This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
So. Much. Porn.
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