i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
there is glitter all over my balls
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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