She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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