what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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