Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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