she kept yelling 'call me bella'
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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