they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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