So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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