she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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