normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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