we're blogging at a bar
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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